So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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