you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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