Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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