Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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