Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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