Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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