apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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