He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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