oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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