Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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