So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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