yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Mom said you looked used
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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