is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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