Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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