First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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