is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
ttyl tear gas
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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