He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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