Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
When did angry sex become our thing?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm too high and old for this...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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