batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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