My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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