There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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