her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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