You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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