I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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