Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
me + whiskey = a bad person
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
