Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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