They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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