Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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