CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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