Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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