It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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