kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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