There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
babies were throwing up all over the place
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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