So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
