This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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