maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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