Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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