I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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