ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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