Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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