She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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