Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I checked into jail on foursquare
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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