Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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