We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
