So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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