I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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