Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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