mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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