I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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