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(704): View more from North Carolina

i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann

(803): View more from South Carolina

honey you're def caucasian

(704): View more from North Carolina

i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z

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(415): View more from California

Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.

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(325): View more from Texas

how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit

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(208): View more from Idaho

he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"

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(979): View more from Texas

She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.

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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy

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