If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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