is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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