I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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