im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
